Friday, December 23, 2011

R.I.P...

Turner, Log Cabin


Log Cabin Turner expired suddenly on Saturday, December 17, 2011, in the midst of turning a pancake on the griddle at the Randy Honcoop Family Home. Log Cabin Turner began somewhere in the east part of the country, but was transported by shrink wrap and Log Cabin syrup bottle to the Honcoop Home at the beginning of his career. A lowly freebie, he, through a delicate balance of strength and flexibility, enjoyed a meteoric rise to the top of the utensil hierarchy, far surpassing the abilities of many other more expensive and sophisticated pancake turners. He served the Honcoop Family well for over 10 years, and was a favorite – in fact – THE favorite. Never was a turner found to duplicate his skills, even when it was observed that he was suffering from small cracks in the backbone. He continued to valiantly serve in this state, until complete backbone failure occurred.

A committal service was held in the garage as Turner was laid to rest in a big blue bin, then wheeled curbside.

He will be sorely missed.

In lieu of cards and flowers, please petition Log Cabin Syrup for more free pancake turners. The world needs more turners like Log Cabin Turner.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

The best time to win accolades...

http://kgmi.com/New-Report-On-Plastic-Highlights-Bellingham-Bag-Ba/11490856

Read it right here...Bellingham is being lauded for their plastic bag ban. It's becoming a model for other cities to follow. Interest is running high...

It's just a minor issue that the mandated program does not go into effect until January 2012...

It probably IS the best time to win notice for a program...before it becomes actual practice...before you know if it really works...Those pesky realities can really mess up a good theory.

(I use the the adjective "good" loosely in that last sentence...)

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Momentary relief...

On this post-election day, I am thankful for the cessation of many of the campaign advertisements. I can handle the 'thank-you' messages for a day or two...but I will savor the absence of the proclamation of dubious facts about initiatives, and the confrontations of candidates.

{Sigh of relief}

However, I've been hearing presidential campaign ads already, and we have a year to go...A YEAR! Already it's mostly just 'blah,blah,blah'...6 months from now? Maybe I won't even register that I am hearing them...if I'm lucky. More likely, I will register irritation akin to a severe allergic reaction.

Don't they understand the word 'overkill'?

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Oh, puh-leeze...

On the radio the other day, I heard this exchange in one of those political ads: (paraphrased)
Woman #1:"...there are just so many issues, I don't even know what's important these days..."

Woman #2: "I know what's important! Preventing dental disease in children!..."

I thought: WHAT? Preventing dental disease in children??? What about terrorism, the faltering economy, war in the Middle East, homeland security, the exponential growth of the national debt?

No -- what this commercial is promoting is that the government take on the sad state of dental disease prevention...

Like most people have no idea what to do about it already...

Like there is a shortage of toothbrushes and toothpaste...

Like there aren't enough dentists available...

No, these people are sure that we need the government to teach us how to take care of our children's teeth; and they probably want supplies and services to be provided or at least subsidized. Because some of these kids may one day be unhealthy (GASP!) due to this dread situation...

People, if you can't take care of your kids teeth on your own, you've got bigger problems...BIG problems...And mark my words, one day you're going to find you "owe your soul to the company store". Be grown-ups, and buy your own toothbrushes and toothpaste and force your kids to use them.

Prevent dental disease by being a PARENT...and save government for stuff that you CAN'T do...

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Hormones and Total Depravity...

It’s not a good combination, I tell you.


And it’s pretty much the reason that I am limiting my exposure to fiendishly naughty little puppies, snoring men, and incompetent drivers of any nationality.

I’m starting to think I might hurt somebody, and I confident such exposure will at least result in sin.

That’s total depravity for ya…

I know that God knows what He is doing, but I have to admit that some days I wonder about the whole hormone thing. Those hormones surely complicate life…and some days I hate them…well, them, and everything else for some reason…or more accurately for no reason.

It seems they are making me intermittently crazy. Or maybe it’s the symptoms they produce. I’m tired of being hot all the time, with the occasional “Flame On!” moments thrown in for extra humiliation. I don’t like the new cushion I wear on my mid-section. My eyes are so dry that I fear that one day they won’t open, or close. I miss sleeping through the night – especially when someone is blissfully snoring RIGHT NEXT TO ME…I mean: right next to me. I do not suffer fools gladly – and a lot of them seem to be on the road at the same time as I am. And I tend to forget things, or not remember them, or misunderstand what I am reading, and tell one kid pertinent info 3 times, but never mention it to the others…

And some genius decided to call this the “change of life”… Well, it’s not the kind of change I’m looking for! I would prefer thinness, and fitness, wisdom and patience, clarity of mind, and a body temperature that allows one to wear sweaters. I would prefer sleeping through the night, and sometimes I imagine head-slapping Eve and saying: “You couldn’t have said “NO”? What were you thinking???”

Of course, then she would head-slap me right back and say: “Like you would have done anything differently!!” and she would be right.

So I shouldn’t complain.

But you know that I will…as I just did…

I really don’t get why this has to be part of God’s plan for women, but I do understand that it involves walking by faith when I want to hurt someone, but I remember that God says it is wrong, no matter how justifiable it may seem at the moment…and on some days it seems entirely reasonable, and necessary.

But that’s just the hormone-enhanced total depravity talking…

I’m just hoping I can remember that.

Monday, October 10, 2011

You should read this...


An amazing story about an extraordinary man...I was told by family members that they couldn't put this book down -- and I couldn't either! Laura Hillenbrand's writing makes for a absorbing read, even though she has much uncomfortable subject matter to cover in Louis Zamperini's story. The experiences of our soldiers in the Pacific theater, World War II, were at times unbelievable. On a good day, they suffered...and then there are those, such as Mr. Zamperini, who endured unimaginable pain and psychological suffering in prison camps. How he overcomes the lingering pain and mental anguish is inspiring.

As well, the capability of men to degrade and torture is appalling...I'll say no more. Some of it requires some contemplation of the difference in cultural values. Liberty -- the freedom for each person to pursue their own goals and purposes reap many more benefits than we realize. We indeed take them for granted.

If you haven't read this yet, be sure to put it on your reading list. It is amazing, inspiring, a story that we should know.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Another hat in the ring...

I'm fairly unimpressed with the field of declared Republican or "conservative" candidates for President.

And now someone new has thrown his hat into the ring, and when I read what he has to say, I feel almost hopeful:

"We don't see the role of government as guaranteeing outcomes, but allowing free men and women to flourish based on their own vision, their hard work and their personal responsibility."

Rick Perry is singing my song, first time I've heard it so specifically.

Much more to learn about this man, but I'm glad to finally here someone speaking to the error of the current administrations philosophy of government...someone is recognizing the principles behind the policies.

Maybe this race will get interesting...

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

A Book Report in Which I Passionately Go On & On...

For one of my summer books, I chose the not-so-cheerful When Money Dies by Adam Fergusson.This book is an account of the events and policies that let to hyperinflation in post World War I Germany. There’s plenty of talk about the possibility of inflation, and hyperinflation, in our future, so I wanted to learn what I could from those who had lived through such a catastrophe. How did it happen? How do you survive?

Hindsight admits that a more cheerful subject might have been a better choice for this time of year. However, I learned a lot, and I think I know what I will do when faced with the prospect of hyperinflation. (And I'm afraid it involves chickens and large garden plots...maybe some precious metals...and a big fence, definitely.)
Admittedly, there was much recorded here that I had trouble understanding…I need to do some study of economics. But there was plenty that I could grasp, and I must say that living through hyperinflation is not a pleasant prospect.

Obviously, the German situation had its special circumstances –They financed a war, lost that war, and then were obligated to other countries for huge reparation payments. This alone would be big trouble for an economy, but the Germans made assumptions and decisions that exacerbated their problems to the point of catastrophe.

As need outpaced their financial capabilities, they just printed more money...and more money.

They were very fearful of unemployment, so they kept people on the job, regardless of the fact that there was not money to pay them. Unhappy union members threatened violence and retaliation as prices rose above what their wages could buy. So the government raised the wages and printed more money to keep marks in people pockets and, more importantly, keep the unions satisfied. They maintained the jobs, but in actual fact the workers were on the dole.

People blamed producers and manufacturers (in Germany & elsewhere) for higher prices. They believed that prices were being forcibly increased, perhaps vindictively, instead of recognizing that the mark was rapidly diminishing in value. The more marks they printed, the less each one was worth; the more marks it took to buy bread.

The printing presses could not keep up with the volume of marks needed for daily commerce. New and larger denominations were being created and printed, and still they could not keep up. People on fixed incomes suffered and starved. Others bartered away their valuables, for a fraction of their worth, to survive. Businesses could not afford the cost of imported goods so supplies of daily necessities became very low. Manufacturers could not afford imported raw materials, so less and less was produced; less money was made; fewer people had work. People from neighboring countries flooded the borders to capitalize on the low value of the mark – even when the value of the mark dropped so precipitously and continuously that diners in the restaurants were quoted one price when ordering, but owed more than that amount by the time they finished the meal.

Paying taxes became problematic. By the time your documents were filed, you would find that you were liable for more than when you calculated them; and as the fall of the mark outpaced the rise of salaries, you rarely had enough money to pay the new amount.

Anyone of wealth did what they could to get it invested outside of the country so it would hold its value. “Evasion of taxation, fear of socialisation, and inflation have combined to drive capital out of countries with a depreciated currency into countries where the currency is sound or at a premium…” {newspaper article by Arthur Eichhorn, 1920}

Of course, this loss of capital only served to increase the snowball that was rapidly rolling through the entire German economy.

In the end, everyone lost. Indeed, some more than others—to best survive you needed to get your money invested in other countries with stable currency, have your own food source, have real goods to barter for what you need . Still the inflation was so severe that there were few who came through it with much of anything left to their name…And there were those who just didn’t survive.

Times were so desperate that people were willing to accept any leadership. “Economic distress is leading people to be much more amenable to authority as representing the only hope of salvation from the present state of affairs. Unemployment is taking the gilt off the gingerbread of democracy…” {Joseph Addison 1923} “Inflation is the ally of political extremism, the antithesis of order.” {Adam Fergusson}

I’ve always wondered how the German people became so accepting of the philosophy and leadership of Adolf Hitler. Reading this book has helped me understand more clearly. I would never say that the circumstances of hyperinflation caused the rise of Adolf Hitler, but they made it possible.

Finally, action was taken that stopped the freefall, but the cure was very painful. There was still much suffering ahead as the economy and the country climbed back to stable footing…if you can call the rise of the Third Reich stability.

“The immediate basis of stablisation, therefore, was not the closing down of the printing presses so much as the rigorous disciplining of State expenditure by the refusal of further credit to the government and by a return from a floating mark to a fixed parity against gold and the dollar.” {Adam Fergusson}

Certainly we do not have at play the seriously difficult circumstances that Germany did after WWI. However, I see in Germany’s story some similarities to current events…Even in the very recent downgrade of the United States credit rating because of our debt. As you read about what was done in Germany, you recognize that the same mistakes are being repeated here, on a smaller scale…for now. They are evidence of a mindset that will land us in a similar mess if we do not recognize the signs and demand of our leaders a change of course.

In the meantime, I suggest you prepare to protect yourself.





Thursday, July 7, 2011

Belated Thoughts about Independence Day

I've been reading Bill Bryson's book, At Home: A Short History of Private Life -- highly recommend it, by the way. In relating the challenges that Jefferson and Washington had in building their beautiful estates -- Monticello, and Mt. Vernon, respectively -- he explains Britain's Navigation Acts.

This series of laws required that any product bound for the New World had to originate in Britain, or pass through Britain on the way there. Britain saw its colonies as raw material providers for manufacturing in the homeland. Though beaver pelts came from the colonies; they must be sent to Britain to be made into hats, and then imported back. If a product needed in the American colonies was made in the West Indies, it still had to be shipped to Britain before doubling back to the colonies for use.

This kept the colonies dependent on Britain, and constantly in lack of materials. Anything you needed had to be ordered through a distant agent and shipped over the ocean, a time-consuming and wholly inefficient process. If, after waiting a year for your fireplace to come from the British factory, you found that they have forgotten to pack the mantel with it -- well, you were just out of luck, or had to wait another year.

I say, those Brits sure had the drop on bureaucracy, didn't they.

And I can understand more thoroughly the frustration of the colonists. They were being used. I can't imagine the frustration of being dependent on people who didn't understand your situation, or care about your needs, who gave no opportunity for ingenuity and efficiency, and were primarily concerned with following rules that lined their own pockets.

And then again, maybe I can imagine it.

It doesn't take too long to think of codes, zoning, rules, and regulations today that create the same kind of frustrations...and the same consequences.

The American colonists were moved to revolt against the British government...a huge risk, as they began with no central government, no general fund, not even money to pay the soldiers they would so desperately need.

But they were willing to risk it because they had the vision of the opportunities it would create. There would be great cost involved -- danger, insecurity, perhaps a failed experiment in a new way of governing.  But they also saw what could be if men were free to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

So why are we not so moved? Have we become so inured to the erosion of our freedoms that we don't recognize it? Are we so comfortable as to have become complacent? Are we so distracted or deceived that we don't see the consequences of the path we are traveling? Are we cowardly for the confrontation required to maintain liberty? Perhaps we would rather have peace at any price...

It may be the backside of the American Experiment -- We are so busy pursuing our own happiness that we have little time to understand the principles that gave us the opportunity. We are so enamored of our own happiness that we expect it is our right. We accept degradation of opportunity in trade for what we believe is security. We demand outcomes, instead of opportunity.

I don't like to think about what it will take for us to become aware of what is at stake...How much will we have to lose to see the truth?

More than ever, I admire the patriots of the Revolution, and the high aims of the Founding Fathers...Unless we begin to acquire and display some of their better traits, we will find our selves needing another Revolution to buy back what they fought for.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

I thought THAT was the problem...

I laughed out loud when I read this article in the Sunday Bellingham Herald...

Fear of more failing test scores sets off clash over No Child Left Behind - Local News - bellinghamherald.com

Not that it's so "ha-ha" funny...It's just so ironic, quintessentially so!

Apparently, so many public schools are failing to meet the standards of the "No Child Left Behind" law that 82% could be facing the loss of their federal aid.

Ouch -- that's a lot of schools, and students! In fact, it's truly a train wreck just waiting to happen.

So what are they going to do about it?

The Education Secretary, Arne Duncan, may use his executive authority to waive some requirements of the law, essentially allowing these schools to still make a passing grade...which will allow them to retain their federal aid, which will allow them to stay open, I guess.

I thought that was the kind of activity that got this whole education problem started...promoting people who were really not up to grade standards...Promotion without proficiency!

Hello? Anyone in the Education Department feeling at all embarrassed at this proposal? Hello? Remember that the point of going to school is LEARNING? -- It's not just keeping a seat warm for the required number of days...

But wait -- this is bureaucracy...It IS just a matter of keeping a seat warm so that there's a job for a bureaucrat...

I forgot.

Kids, prepare to be left behind.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

What's next?

They're printing new warnings on cigarette packages these days -- graphic photos of blackened lungs, and cadaverous human beings blowing smoke out of tracheotomy openings...

Yuk.

Apparently, the little box of text that said the Surgeon General had determined that smoking is bad for your health just wasn't cutting it any more. People are too familiar with it, and it was "no longer effective".

Was it ever?

Regardless, I suppose that with the proliferation of TV shows that involve graphic autopsy images, they HAD to up the ante. People are accustomed to being scared these days, so it takes more than a silly text box to frighten them into good behavior.

I'm just wondering what's next -- pictures of rotten teeth on candy bars? Images of the morbidly obese on potato chip bags? Pictures of a healthy colon vs. a polyp-riddled one to encourage you to take the high fiber cereal? Diabetic ulcers pictured on soda cans?

Going to the grocery store might soon become as scary as CSI, or NCIS, or Dr. G: Medical Examiner...

And food corporations will LOVE the new marketing strategy: "Here's a product, ready for you to buy, complete with evidence as to why you should not..."

I'm sure that will fly.

I'm not a fan of smoking, but I do feel sorry for tobacco farmers -- an industry where the government requires you to do your best to convince people NOT to buy your product...We have been conditioned to think this is reasonable in regards to tobacco -- but we probably will feel differently about it when it comes to a grocery store near us...and it isn't different.

I'm reminded of this quote:
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons that under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."        -- C.S. Lewis

Thursday, June 2, 2011

In praise of automatic doors...

The other day I left the grocery store in the rain...Actually, this could have been any day, and likely all the days that I have gone to the grocery store this year...and all the more reason for this post.

I had a cart, albeit the small one, loaded with bags, my purse on my shoulder and another bag on my other wrist...Oh, how I loved it that the door automatically opened for me!! Such a pleasure! Such a help!

For some reason, that day it brought to mind nightmarish scenes of holding on to two toddlers, a stroller containing an infant, and hands full of purse, diaper bag and purchases while trying to get in, or out, of a door...

Those were the days.

And during those days, we sometimes did without rather than shop at stores without automatic doors.

And since those days, I have never lost an appreciation for automatic doors. I use them whenever I can! They are an unappreciated luxury...To walk out of the store, cart full, hands full and have the door open widely before you to walk outside with out impediment? Luxury, I say, LUX-UR-Y!!!

I just the love the feeling that the doors part before me, and I play a little game sometimes to see if I am faster than the doors...You know, see if I have to wait for them. And then, to make my joy complete, I head out to the car my hubby bought me, which has{drum roll} AUTOMATIC DOORS!! A push of the buttons and they open before me. I'm getting really good at timing it so that I don't even break stride, just walk right up, put my packages in and get in to drive away...

It's AWESOME!

I have noticed some stores in The Big City have a set of auto doors, and a set of manual doors...And quite a few people choose the manual doors. Why?

I get the funny feeling that they believe that shouldn't use the auto door...And that's because...uh...they are going green and refuse to use more energy? Uh...they are trying to get more exercise? Uh...it's only for people in wheelchairs, scooters, or for strollers?

Far be it from me to get between a scooter chair and the automatic door...I would NEVER do that! But for the love of all things efficient, why WOULDN'T you use the hands-free door?? Talk about saving energy! You can be getting out your list, putting away your keys, texting your friend while you enter the store, never breaking stride!!!

I repeat: It's AWESOME!

And so today, I salute the under-appreciated Automatic Door...Don't take these luxuries for granted. Take time to enjoy it the next time you use one.

Amen.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Word Snobs...

At a family gathering Sunday night, I received, as a belated birthday gift, a book titled: Bill Bryson's Dictionary of Troublesome Words: A Writer's Guide to Getting It Right.

It opened the floodgates of irritation as most members of the family recounted the MISusage of many a word.

Word Snobbery -- it runs in the family...

Main sources of irritation? NUKE-YA-LUR instead of NEW-CLEE-UR...Oh that's a bad one!

Running a close second: SHER-BERT instead of SHER-BET...BET, people it's sherBET!

And then there's FLUSTRATED...FLUSTRATED? FRUSTRATED, not FLUStrated.

LIT-UH-CHURE...uh, no LIT-ER-A-TURE

REEL-A-TUR...It's REAL-TOR!

PER-SER-VERE...uh,uh -- PER-SEH-VERE

ACROST...no, ACROSS -- no T

A couple of the kids were wondering how people get WORSH out of WASH...It's not WORSHINGTON, it's WASHINGTON!

We finally stopped after declaiming the folly of interchanging THEN and THAN...

But we could have gone on much longer...It was great fun!!

I felt much better afterwards, until I started reading my new book and discovered that while we are Word Snobs, we are hypocritical ones. Apparently there are a few words that we are not using correctly ourselves. At least they are none of the above...

We will continue to enjoy the Sport of Word Snobbery as a family, and I look forward to the venting of additions to our misusage collection at our next gathering.

I think we should consider prizes for the best addition...and maybe t-shirts that we can use to inform the world of needed corrections...

I love my family!

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Sometimes I feel like a genderless child??

Have you heard the story about the genderless baby? No -- this poor child does not have a physical anomaly. Rather, uh...it is more likely to end up with a psychological anomaly since, uh...its parents have decided to keep, uh...its gender a secret -- from everyone. Only the parents, siblings and the midwives who delivered, uh...it are in on the truth. Even the grandparents are not allowed to know...

It seems the parents think that it is unfair to saddle a child with a gender expectation that impacts people's interaction with them, and the activities the child is encouraged to participate in. They think the child should decide for, uh...itself how, uh...it defines its gender.

Yeah, right...

First of all, it seems pretty obvious that people come in 2 kinds. There is not: C) none of the above, on the choices available.

Secondly, what do these parents think of their own gender? Is it bad to be "gendered"? Are they dissatisfied with their gender, and wish it were not so? If they are happy with what they 'got', why do they think their children won't be? And what exactly IS an genderless person?

Thirdly, I hope little Storm confounds them all by gravitating toward dollies and ruffles, if she's a girl, or 'vrooming' cars around the floor and crashing them, if he's a boy...I know I didn't teach my kids some of the very stereotypical behaviors they exhibited...It was just in them.

Let's hope that Storm's parents accept the innate "choices" he/she makes...

Poor kid.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

So we're all still here...

...just like I thought we would be.

Matt. 24:36 says: "But of that exact day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

That's sounds pretty definite to me, and I believe it. I did ponder, a bit, what it might be like to be convinced that the world was ending on Saturday...What would I do differently than the other days of my life?

I couldn't think of much...Since everyone I love the most would most likely be coming with me, I didn't have to say goodbyes or leave with regret.

Frankly, the whole scenario didn't seem to merit a lot of changes. Our time on earth could be done at any moment -- one way or the other. I want to be doing what I believe is most important regardless of the timing of The End.

It is a conundrum to me how God has tied up our eternal purpose in the finiteness of time. We are seeking eternal truths and eternal treasures while bound in time and space, and the physical limitations of our bodies and the laws of creation.  It's weird when you ponder it...and awesome too. Because we can do it. We can do things that affect eternity, and one day we will know how it all works.

But in the meantime, we're all still here. And since God decided that, it's fine with me.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Ding Dong, Bin Laden is dead...

I was surprised to hear the breaking news last Sunday...not because I thought it was such a momentous event, but because I hadn't even thought about Bin Laden for a long time. Well, good -- I thought -- justice was served.

I was even more surprised to see the celebrating in the streets...It's not like the war on terror was won with this blow to Al Qaida...Why the big party? Then my wise sister opined that we on the west coast probably don't appreciate the loss and fear that was experienced at Bin Laden's hands in the cities of New York and D.C.

I think she's right.

I'm not into celebrating the need to assassinate any human being...but I would go with Mark Twain's quote: " I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

For me the biggest positive in this situation was pointed out by President Bush; that our military will mete out justice, no matter how long it takes.  I am very proud of the phenomenal men and women in our military, who, Bin Laden or no, fight the war on terror every day...And I admit that I am enthralled with Special Ops -- the discipline, the courage, the successful missions accomplished under great duress.

If we could only say that one-tenth of that were true of our media...Oh for goodness! I was anxious to hear the details of the mission, how these heroic soldiers accomplished justice -- but the ever-changing details of who was there, with what, doing what...The corrections, and corrections of corrections...I guess this is what happens to media when you are more concerned about being first than being right.

I'll wait for the book...

I will say now, with the utmost hypocrisy, as I am writing about this very thing, that I am tired of hearing about the subject. It is what it is, and you can't change what was done anyway. I am proud that our country decided to treat Bin Laden's body with respect, despite his lack of worthiness. It is what we would wish others to do for our men lost in battle.

He was a formidable foe...and now his body is lost to this world, just like his soul was lost to good.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Now that's some kind of leadership...

I read in the May issue of Newsmax that Vicente Fox, president of Mexico, is critical of the Obama administration for failing to assist them in their "war" with drug cartels.

From the article:
"Obama is thoroughly mixed up with all these things he's got," Fox says. "He's got to solve Libya. He's got to solve Afghanistan. He's everywhere. And this nation, I don't know why it's not showing the leadership and capacity to attend to different issues at the same time."

Thats a strange kind of criticism, considering the source.

Mr. Fox can't seem to solve anything in his own country where drug cartels and members of the army and police force are entangled in a war for power that is tearing Mexico apart.

But it's really not his fault. Mr. Fox has called on the United States to legalize and decriminalize drugs, which he believes would throttle the demand for narcotics -- the root cause of Mexico's civil unrest. "I think the best move is to take away business from criminals and put it in the hands of businessmen and producers, farmers, distributors," he says.

Right -- if you take the criminal part out of criminal activity -- let's make it, say, commercial activity instead -- then all the bad stuff associated with it goes away...You don't have crime any more! Okay, you have the same activities going on, but they are no longer bad. Problem solved!!

Can't you just picture the army and policia getting together with the drug cartels and sharing power,  no longer clashing over who has control...because nobody wants drugs any more, or maybe everybody wants drugs but, hey, it's no big deal...none of them are making money on it...Yes, all they've ever wanted was to share and share alike...

The path to peace: rename war.

Great idea, Mr. Presidente.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I beg to differ, Sir...

The other day at his convo with Facebook founder and workers, President Obama said the following about how the Republicans want to "change our social compact":

"No matter how successful I am, no matter how much I've taken from this country...{he lists numerous ways his family received aid from the government}Their notion is, despite the fact that I've benefited from all these investments, that somehow I now have no obligation to people who are less fortunate than me; and I have no real obligation to future generations to make investments so that they have a better future."

A lot of people took offense at his implication that those who don't want to pay more taxes are not generous or caring toward those who have less than they...and yes, that offends me too. But even more, I am offended that many of us who provide jobs directly through our businesses, and indirectly through the purchases we make in our community, are not considered to be making "investments" in our country.

Apparently, in the President's value system, you are a taker if you become successful -- no matter that you never took a dime of government help, and instead provided employment that allowed people to invest in their own success.

Apparently, in the President's value system, you can only invest in your country by paying taxes...If paying our taxes is such a good "investment" -- implied that a dividend, or gain will be enjoyed -- why are we constantly paying more and more taxes?  Good investments pay the investor back...

That isn't happening with any of the taxes we've paid...Too much money is going to reward people for being inactive and unproductive.  Wouldn't it be better for businesses to be able to use their own money to expand and hire more and produce more, passing on the benefit of that investment to the individual to use as they see fit?

It's not about equality of outcomes; it's about equality of opportunity, Sir! I beg to differ with your definition of investing in our country.

PS...I didn't sign up for the "social compact" you say the Republicans are trying to change...and I dare to be there are a lot more out there like me...

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Fundraisers of the World: Please take note...

It started out reasonably enough...

Occasionally, we received a nice package of address labels, usually with a patriotic theme, from an organization whose goals we appreciated. Occasionally, we responded with some funds for their activities.

Apparently, that was a mistake...

Soon, we were receiving not just labels, but greeting cards and notepads and pens...Patriotic designs gave way to more variety, including flowery stationery that said "Mr. Randy Honcoop" on the top line -- not exactly his style.

They must have known that we now possessed labels by the thousands, and cards by the hundreds, so they began to send us other, larger more valuable items, though a fleece throw you can send in an envelope I would consider of dubious value. But then there were the shirts, the hats, the tote bags...

But last week came the WORST item of them all: a single sock.

I was so unhappy to find a fat envelope in my mail that I didn't even read the explanation of their gimmick...I stared disbelieving at the single, perfectly whole and white sock.

They just have no idea how problematic a single sock is to a Dutch girl...

In a fit of pique, I threw it to the floor for the dogs to play with, hoping that they would soon tear large holes in it, making it plausible for me to throw it away. They weren't interested.

I ignored the sock and left it on the floor, only to find later that Randy had carefully put it in the laundry...I gave it back to the dogs...He later returned it to the laundry room, hanging it over my chair so I would see his charitable action with my irresponsibility, goodness -- leaving a perfectly good sock lying around!

Apparently, Dutch boys have the same trouble...

What to do with a perfectly good item? Throwing it away is so wasteful...Keeping it around is so troublesome...Sometimes you do need a single sock, but where shall I keep this one so I can find it then? Can I bring it to the Thrift Store? Would someone buy a single sock? It's perfectly good...Maybe I should ask the kids if any of them are short of a sock...It's in mint condition...Somebody take the {mumble, mumble} sock!!

Fundraisers of the world: Please consider the possible torture that may ensue when you send us stuff ...Oh, the burden of perfectly good but useless items!! Nobody wants them, but nobody will throw them away, so they go from pillar to post, thrift store to thrift store, and eventually end up in some hoarder's...uh, hoard...cluttering up the already cluttered earth.

I would like to say right now "DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE STUFF!!!"

But I can't do that until you send me the other sock and put me out of my misery.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Chicken Happiness...

A proposed initiative in Washington State (I-1130) would basically require cage-free production of eggs by 2018. It will be on the general election ballot in November, if enough petition signatures are gathered by July.


If passed, it will virtually drive current egg producers out of business, requiring them to triple the amount of space needed to house their birds.

Most producers use banks of multi-tiered cages to house their egg-laying chickens. The Humane Society of the United States, a major backer of the initiative, says that these are inhumane. Chickens so confined suffer stress from not being able to roam about, fly or nest. They may be healthy, and producing more eggs than their cage-free counterparts – but they are not as happy as the chickens in a cage free environment.

Neither are they as happy as the people who get to charge twice as much for their cage-free eggs when they sell them – but I digress…

It seems that over the years, egg producers have found that wire mesh cages provided a number of efficiencies and benefits. The chickens’ waste falls through the cage floor so they are not walking in it. The eggs that are laid roll down a slight incline out of the cage and so are not exposed to contamination, and do not have to be hunted to be found. There are no predators to fear. Keeping the birds in small flocks of 8 to a cage, allows them the chicken social hierarchy with less risk of cannibalism. (Yes, they will eat each other, or peck some poor peon-chicken to death – Maybe HSUS should have sensitivity training classes for that! Sorry, I digress again…) Granted, these chickens cannot spread their wings and fly…but they can move about the cage freely, and are even able to back away from visitors who peer in to check on them.

However, in the midst of all these innovations, no one ever made provision for chicken happiness.

Though cages allow greater efficiency, better sanitation, less stress & higher production, HSUS argues that you can’t prove chicken happiness by good production. They maintain that these chickens are frustrated because they cannot nest, or move about freely, or enjoy the social benefits of a larger flock.

Back in the day, the aforementioned innovations were considered progress – practices determined to be better for the chickens, and the humans tasked with getting them to produce eggs. Now some consider them the diabolical plot of factory farms to coerce chickens to produce an inordinate quantity of eggs with no regard for their...uh, happiness?

I can’t believe that farmers are now expected to ensure their animals’ happiness! Who will determine when an animal is happy? HOW will they determine if the animals are happy? You can’t blood test for happiness…So will it be a consensus vote of the flock? A random sampling of individuals? What if you just have a bunch of chickens with bad attitudes?

Despite my love of anthropomorphism, especially regarding my dog( – I am sure she is “sad” when I leave), we need to remember this: Animals are NOT people.

I grew up on a dairy farm, and we observed that if a cow didn’t feel well, she didn’t do well…So our main occupation was to make sure the cows were doing well. True, we didn’t consult them about milking times, or grain choices, or whether they preferred pasture to alfalfa in the feeder. But we made all those decisions based on our observations of their responses to our actions. It was our responsibility to determine what was best for them…and we did.

It wasn’t like they wanted to give the input. As long as the feeder was full, and the bedding was dry, they seemed pretty darn…content. And those who make a living dependent on the behavior of animals are usually smart enough to know that contentment is about as close to happiness as anyone can get.

If this Proposition (1130) makes it to the November ballot, undoubtedly you will hear horror stories of cruelty to chickens. I ask that before you decide your vote, you research both sides. Talk to a chicken farmer, as did Dan Wheat, who wrote the article that brought this issue to my attention. {capitalpress.com -- “Chickens have room to move”} After he investigated the issue, he concluded that the issue the voters will decide is whether “{you are} willing to pay more, perhaps twice as much, for eggs, knowing they came from chickens who lived their 2 year lives being able to flap their wings”.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Potassium Iodide?

How many thousand miles are we away from Japan?

Many...

And yet, people here are snatching up potassium iodide to protect their thyroids from radiation exposure...

I'm wondering if these are the same people who carefully consider whether its prudent to get more diagnositic x-rays and CT scans...because they will be exposed to much more radiation in pursuit of better health than they ever will from a Japanese nuclear reactor meltdown.

Look it up! We are in no danger of ill effects from Fukushima's disaster...IF, and that's a big one, any radiation from over there came over here, it would be a minute increase in the radiation (the naturally occurring background kind) that we are exposed to every day.

Don't panic...and send your potassium iodide to Japan, where they really need it.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Disaster in Japan...

I have been stunned by the photos and videos of the devastation wrought by the earthquake and tsunami in Japan. I look at the landscapes blanketed in debris and wonder, "Where do you start?"

There must be such despair -- and yet, reportedly, "Japan retains decorum in face of pileup of catastrophes". I was amazed at the responses of the majority of the people.

Read about it here:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2014497196_quakereact15.html

Sounds quite a bit different than New Orleans after Katrina, doesn't it?

Truly, the Japanese are the ultimate example of "keep calm and carry on"... I admire that.

"We value harmony over individualism", said Minoru Morita, a well-known Tokyo-based political commentator. "We grow up being taught that we shouldn't do anything we are ashamed of. It is these ideas that make us."

This article has caused me to ponder the individualism that we Americans so value. I do believe that we have lost the willingness of individuals to sacrifice for the common good. We're mostly looking out for number 1...the common good comes after that, if anything is left.

The Japanese subvert their individual will, which benefits the common good -- but it seems they do it so as not to be shamed, more than to do good wherever their hand finds it...Decisions are made by concensus; there's little room for self-expression...You go with the majority.

Our cultures are so different, and yet, we are still alike -- in tears of loss, in heartbreak over loved ones, in hope or despair of the future, in fear of more suffering...

I pray for Japan.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

I'm just sayin'...

Setting the specifics of the State of Wisconsin vs. The Unions debate aside, I just want to say:

If your job is to be a legislator, to uphold the Constitution of the State of Wisconsin, shouldn't you show up for your job? Aren't you derelict in your duties if you choose to go to Illinois so you won't lose a vote?

Doesn't this seem like the ultimate in childishness? It's not like the issue in which they will lose is a matter of protecting life or the foundations of liberty...In fact, aren't they subverting liberty by refusing to allow the majority to carry the issue? The will of the legislature is against them, so they leave the state. Couldn't this be rightly argued that the will of the PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF WISCONSIN is against you? Is this going to become a habit in more votes that they might lose?

I think the Wisconsin Democrats are acting cowardly, and disrespectfully to the citizens of the state, and the dignity of the office they swore to uphold...no matter what the specifics of the issues are.

I hope this is remembered at their next elections...You can't trust these guys.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Dear Mr. Chris Wallace...

Thank you for interviewing Margie Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church, and allowing the world to see the twisted thinking this group espouses.

May their tribe decrease...

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/fox-news-sunday/transcript/westboro-baptist-church-leader-talks-supreme-court-ruling-sen-durbin-rep-hensarling-budgey

Friday, March 4, 2011

An unbelievable story...

I couldn't believe this story...but it IS for real.

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/03/04/mich-high-school-basketball-star-dies-winning-shot/

No one in that high school will ever forget that day, or that young man...It is such a sad loss -- but you KNOW that the young man died happy, probably as happy as he had ever been...An unbelievable ending for a short life, that was well-lived.

God bless his family, and his many friends...

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

It really happens...

Canadian Hospital Agrees to Let Boy in Vegetative State Die at Home

The Canadian hospital under fire for ordering parents to remove their young son from life support because he is a vegetative state has backed down and agreed to one of the family's requests: to let the boy die at home.

London Health Sciences Centre in London, Ontario, issued a statement Monday afternoon saying that it will bring 13-month-old Joseph Maraachli to his family's home, but it then insists that staff members remove the boy from a respirator, possibly giving him only minutes more to live, the London Free Press reported.



“London Health Sciences Centre is and always has been willing to organize and pay for a medical transfer home to Windsor (where the family lives) for Baby Joseph, accompanied by LHSC physicians and staff,” the hospital said.



But the hospital still will not agree to the parents' request to perform a tracheotomy on Joseph, a measure the hospital calls needlessly invasive but the family has said helped their older child who suffered a similar condition live another six months.



The announcement comes as the hospital finds itself on the receiving end of threats sent by e-mail and phone calls, many of them said to come from the U.S. The hospital has since beefed up its security.



Joseph's parents had hoped to transfer him to a hospital in Michigan to perform the tracheotomy, but the Michigan hospital declined to accept the boy as a patient after reviewing his medical files.



The boy suffers from a rare, progressive neurological disease which, Canadian doctors say, has left him in a vegetative state beyond recovery.



A spokesman for Maraachli’s family told FoxNews.com the family is "working on an appeal" to the Michigan hospital's decision. The hospital declined to comment on "any matters surrounding the case."



Canadian health care allocation officials already ruled that Joseph had to be taken off life support and allowed to die in the hospital.  (Emphasis mine.)



There ARE people in socialized medicine that have to decide how care will be allocated...
A tracheotomy is not experimental treatment, or exorbitant in cost...
The way this has been handled seems wrong...The parent's should decide about their child's life -- but if the state is going to pay the bill, they take the authority.

Sad.



I found it here:
/www.foxnews.com/world/2011/02/28/canadian-hospital-agrees-let-boy-vegetative-state-die-home/

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

A Somali Pirate's lament...

I was stunned when I read the following quote, the response of a modern-day pirate to the recent tragic ending of the Americans aboard the Quest...

"We had no intention of killing the hostages until the Americans began shooting at us," Muse said. "Our preference is only to take ships and ransom money, not to kill. But governments are targeting and killing our people."

Um -- perhaps governments are targeting and killing your people because you are taking innocents hostage and threatening to kill them...I mean, MAYBE this could be the reason why. Perhaps the Americans started shooting at you because you had no regard for human life and property. Generally speaking, this kind of activity makes one a target of military or police action. Make note of that, okay? For future reference, you know...

I know that what Mr. Muse is trying to do is to blame the US for the deaths. If the US had not taken action against the pirates, the hostages would have lived. "We won't kill unless other people MAKE us do it..." Right -- I'm sure your statement will change the whole discussion on piracy.  So -- when you take people hostage on threat of death, we're not supposed to believe you...We're just supposed to realize that you need to make money SOMEHOW and so, we well-supplied Americans are supposed to hand it over peacefully, and we'll all live happily ever after. If Americans just wouldn't be so unreasonably attached to their property and freedom, you would never need to get close to carrying out your supposedly disingenuous threats. It's always the HAVE NOT's against the HAVE's...

I 've heard that there's nothing new under the sun...


I read the quote here: Nation & World Lure of ocean, adventure drew sailors till death Seattle Times Newspaper

Sunday, February 13, 2011

February is...

Black History Month...and in various places I have been seeing this:

"BLACK HISTORY IS AMERICAN HISTORY"

I've been wondering who said it wasn't.

I hope it's not the same people who created Black History Month...Hopefully they weren't saying they should have their own history separate from other cultures in our country...

I thought it was Black History Month because there were many Black American's whose contributions had been overlooked, and we as a nation needed to recognize them, and appreciate them, and celebrate them.

What's the question, folks? Of course Black History is American History...and I am blessed to live in a place where that is not questioned, and to have had a family that raised me to know that people are people whatever their skin color.

I wish it were so all over this country.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Let's have the kids pick our school board...

A new proposal being floated in our state legislature is to allow students, age 14 and above, to vote in school board elections. Shouldn't they have a say in something that affects them more than most other voters?

I say NO. Teenagers are not wise enough to choose the people who should direct their education, and we are foolish if we think that they are. They are in school to become those kind of people, and their parents should be tasked with choosing the wise men and women who direct the course of a school district's plan to accomplish those ends. Be real! Fourteen to seventeen year olds don't even understand the scope of the issues that are a school boards' responsibilities! Yet -- we want to let them have a large voice in making these choices?

Sure....great idea! Maybe we should run it like home-coming...make it a lot more fun...crowns, fancy clothes, and a dance afterward. Oh, I know once in a while there are elections in the high school where block voting occurs in an effort to elect the most UNLIKELY candidate...but surely 14-17 year olds would take this more seriously -- wouldn't they? They would never be vindictive, or base their vote on whose dad or mom they liked, or who was more likely to relax rules, or less likely to punish bad behavior, or even who seemed coolest...I can just picture the write-in campaigns...

Which brings me to a second concern...I believe that allowing these young people to vote for their own leaders demeans the position of a school board member. We don't allow these kids to vote in general elections because they are considered too young to be responsible for choices that affect the governing of our country. Apparently, school board elections aren't important enough to warrant this restriction. We can take a chance on letting the kids vote in this case because it won't matter that much...

I couldn't disagree more...Is there a position that is more influential in our every day lives than that of a school board member? I think it should be treated with the same respect as any city council position. This is government as close to home as you can get -- and it matters! Issues decided there affect our kids, and therefore affect our future.

Not all teenagers are full of foolishness, yet even those who are showing signs of wisdom have much to learn about life, and the individual's responsibilities to the common good. Much as I have teenagers in my life that I love and respect, I don't trust their judgement enough to consider allowing them a vote in the election of the school board. They can learn about the process, and have an appropriate amount of influence, by participating in student government at school.

Monday, January 24, 2011

The latest scourge...

Have you heard this ad on the radio? Or seen it on TV? Check it out...


Some adjectives that come to mind: inane, asinine, elementary, embarrassing, CHEEZ WHIZ!!

And now you're gonna hate me, because it's in your head, isn't it?

Sorry! I just can't believe that our tax dollars are going for something like this. Aside from the fact that this campaign is highly deserving of the adjectives above, I wonder if we need to spend money to tell people to wash their hands. Really? People don't know the benefits of hand-washing? Really? Does this ad make it more clear? Really -- how many people over the age of 4 don't know you should wash your hands? How many over the age of 4 don't wash their hands when necessary?

And how much money are we throwing at this dubious problem?

And, honestly, I don't want this to be part of the definition of a Washingtonian...I reiterate: embarrassing!

I think the whole concept is as ridiculous at the song...

And the song is SO annoying that I think a continuous loop could replace water-boarding as torture...